A great first line can stick in a reader's mind forever. So can a terrible first line. Ultimately, a story or poem or essay is far more than just the opening sentence, of course, but just for fun we're going to look at bad beginnings today. First, check out this satiric article by McSweeny's. (McSweeny's publishes a lot of humor writing, so if that's something you want to read or to write, check 'em out.) https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/first-drafts-of-the-greatest-opening-sentences-in-literature?fbclid=IwAR1tydvOzbosZwJCqAa8D4UH6AdXoh9NvoaNw2aneLUz-36IuV4LJdnTiaU Next, check out the Bulwer-Lytton contest. This is a contest named after a famously bad novelist (he was good at many other things, just not so much at writing) who was the actual originator of "It was a dark and stormy night." This isn't that bad an opening sentence, honestly, but maybe that was the pinnacle of his career. In any case, this contest is for terrible opening sentences. ...